ONLINE VENUE OF THE DARK LORD OF THE CHURCH OF NEUROTOLOGY
(as seen on Saturday Night Live)
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Exorcise the "Alien Inside" that's holding you back in life
(A new book, scheduled for release soon
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He Repackaged Black Magic into an empire of coercion and lies, for fun and profit!
"The Modern Science of the Number 2"
We’ve seen the transformation millions of times – people who came to us full of doubt and uncertainty become secure in the knowledge of their rightful place in Meepthorp's prison planet. The change may start slowly –
in a personality questionnaire, perhaps – but once the public gets sucked in, it picks up speed.
The training routines, shared secrets, countless milligrams of Niacin and hours spent in our saunas,
years spent in enforced labor – all these activities help bring us closer to our highest income levels.
Take the first step toward personal renewal – visit our secret vault during the annual fire inspection day!